It's out of this world!!!

It must have been a really, really, really slow news day. No offense to whoever wrote the narration, but it's so corny it seems like it's coming out of a Christopher Guest parody. "To many, it may sound like a scene from a movie, but to Gonzales, it's a reality! And something that can land Weslaco on the map." Well, let's say for hypothetical purposes, that UFO's exist. Why would they want to come to Weslaco of all places? Man, people from outside Earth would probably be more fascinated by Alamo's Pulga or by Las Milpas than Weslaco. Oh wait, I forgot...